avr.
2015
April's fool day... The perfect day to flood Twitter with random thoughts !
NSA about to declare Scala a threat for national security, argues it cannot decrypt it yet
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015Microsoft delays new IE release (codename "Louie") because "it's no good, can't you see, browser Louie Louie Louie"
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015Hypercubic Docker container inadvertantly created by @dgageot contains itself, declares independance from common time & space.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015New JVM language "Jackson" released. Only syntactical difference with Java : "this" is "it"
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015After Glasses, @Google is rumored to be working on an exciting new device called Nostrils, the first physical code smell detector.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015Following popular demand, Microsoft finally launches Purple, a version of Azure for color-blind people.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015Job offer : company working with eventually consistent databases looking for eventually competent developers.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015I once had a quadratic Product Owner : the size of the backlog would double at each iteration. It had no limit !
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015The experts are unanimous : Da Vinci Code should really be refactored now.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015Just endorsed @agoncal on LinkedIn for his Hair Care expertise.
— Olivier Croisier (@OlivierCroisier) 1 Avril 2015
